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megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

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petewentzstolemypizza:

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themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

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awwww-cute:

He thinks he has to wait in the line to get a treat

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high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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liquidglue:

when u make a really good pun

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jareddevries:

samurailost:

My life summarized in one phrase.

Gpoy

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I love my skin!

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shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

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